As a homage to Crile and Kelly's namesakes, this 100% cotton t-shirt makes you cooler than everyone else by showing off your unique musical taste and your knowledge of surgical tools! Let's get real: This shirt is already cooler than all of the shirts you already own, so go ahead and add it to your cart for me.

Another black band tee? Absolutely. This 100% cotton t-shirt tells everyone in your close friend group that you smell better than they do. Plus, you're more likely to meet the love of your life in a Grenadelia t-shirt, but you have to buy one first.

Keeping it simple, mysterious, and provocative. I like it... This one doesn't even have our name on it, which will raise eyebrows at your next social gathering. Everyone will want to know what "Crisis Season" means because they'll be looking at your 100% cotton shirt that says "Crisis Season." Just tell them that they'll never understand and that it's not a phase.

If you buy this sweatshirt, everyone will want you, but you'll be so cool that they'll be too scared to tell you. This 50% cotton and 50% polyester Champion sweatshirt will add to your social credit! It can't work miracles though, some of y'all are chopped... It's worth a shot, though!